Filling Beefy Meal of Goodness

Ingredients

• 1 lb of ground beef (no lean BS)
• Box o' Bow Tie Pasta
• A thing of broccoli
• Parmesan Cheese (either grated or that weird powdery stuff)

Prep (Practically no time at all!)

• Boil water for the pasta
• Cut the broccoli into bite size pieces or as desired

Cooking (Somewhere in the range of 15 minutes)

• In a frying pan of sorts, brown the ground beef then set aside
• Cook the pasta according the box's instructions
• If you're the type who likes your broccoli steamed, do that, if it helps you sleep at night
• When each is finished, throw it all together in a big ole bowl, sprinkle some parmesan cheese on top, and stir it up all nice like

*Ozzy will eat the whole bowl in one sitting. We recommend you pace yourself and ask your friends for help until you have acquired at least 50 XP. Good luck.

Raw Veggie Surprise

Ingredients

• Any raw vegetables that you like
• Even use vegetables you don't like
• They are good for you!
• Ozzy recommends:
• Onions
• Green/Red Peppers
• Celery
• Carrots
• Rutabagas
• Broccoli

Prep (0-10 minutes)

• Get a knife and chop those veggies up!
• If you choose not to chop, eating will be more of a challenge

Cooking (0 minutes!)

• No need to cook! You're going straight raw!

Serving/Eating

• Arrange your vegetables on a serving dish and present them to your dinner party (or just yourself)
• Eat them at a moderate pace as you will fill up more quickly than you expect!
• *Use caution when sitting within large groups of people in quiet environments for the following two days