One time I saw this guy named "Ozzy" eating some totally random and odd things. I disregarded it and moved on with my life. A little while later I saw him eating more weird concoctions and inquired him about his eating habits. Luckily he was willing to divulge to me some of his best recipes. I present them to you here so you too can enjoy what Ozzy Eats.
It has since become our goal to push culinary extremes to the limit... to really catch a glimpse of what the world holds to be the edge of the boundary between simply seeking nourishment, and feeding man's hunger to discover a new food tour de force. At what point can you define the difference between surviving and thriving? At what point will you surrender to eating anything that crosses your path? You have found the answer to the question you never even asked. You are now enlightened.