Iceberg Salad

Ingredients

• Head of iceberg lettuce
• Relative humidity

Prep (0-1 minute)

• Find your desired head of lettuce
• Allow the humidity of the atmosphere to give it some zest
• Results may vary based on locale

"Cooking" (0-30 seconds)

• Put the head of lettuce on a plate/bowl/tummy
• Stick a fork in it
• Serve
• *Note* - can also be eaten with the hands

Eating

• Consume the lettuce with the fork
• Don't even think about "salad dressing"
• That stuff is for fatties and little girls