Filling Beefy Meal of Goodness

Ingredients

• 1 lb of ground beef (no lean BS)
• Box o' Bow Tie Pasta
• A thing of broccoli
• Parmesan Cheese (either grated or that weird powdery stuff)

Prep (Practically no time at all!)

• Boil water for the pasta
• Cut the broccoli into bite size pieces or as desired

Cooking (Somewhere in the range of 15 minutes)

• In a frying pan of sorts, brown the ground beef then set aside
• Cook the pasta according the box's instructions
• If you're the type who likes your broccoli steamed, do that, if it helps you sleep at night
• When each is finished, throw it all together in a big ole bowl, sprinkle some parmesan cheese on top, and stir it up all nice like

*Ozzy will eat the whole bowl in one sitting. We recommend you pace yourself and ask your friends for help until you have acquired at least 50 XP. Good luck.

Chicken Nugget Parm

Ingredients:

• 1 chicken nugget
• A bit of cheese (optional)

Prep (0-20 minutes):

• Defrost the chicken nugget (if frozen)
• Shred cheese (if not already shredded)
• Preheat oven to whatever the chicken nugget box says

Cooking (~15 minutes):

• Put the chicken nugget on a cookie sheet or something
• Put the cookie sheet in the oven for so many minutes
• After the nugget has cooked, sprinkle some cheese on top
• Assuming the nugget is hot after coming out of the oven, the cheese *should* melt

Comments:

• This is an amazing recipe for cheap people looking to lose a few pounds
• It tastes something like chicken and cheese
• *Eating raw or undercooked chicken is bad for you

*Disregard because most frozen nuggets are already cooked