Filling Beefy Meal of Goodness

Ingredients

• 1 lb of ground beef (no lean BS)
• Box o' Bow Tie Pasta
• A thing of broccoli
• Parmesan Cheese (either grated or that weird powdery stuff)

Prep (Practically no time at all!)

• Boil water for the pasta
• Cut the broccoli into bite size pieces or as desired

Cooking (Somewhere in the range of 15 minutes)

• In a frying pan of sorts, brown the ground beef then set aside
• Cook the pasta according the box's instructions
• If you're the type who likes your broccoli steamed, do that, if it helps you sleep at night
• When each is finished, throw it all together in a big ole bowl, sprinkle some parmesan cheese on top, and stir it up all nice like

*Ozzy will eat the whole bowl in one sitting. We recommend you pace yourself and ask your friends for help until you have acquired at least 50 XP. Good luck.

Christmas on a Plate

Ingredients

• Pasta of your choice
• Red tomato sauce of your choice
• Green food dye/coloring

Prep (Like 5 friggin' minutes)

• Boil some water
• Put some sauce in a pot and heat it up on a med-low setting

Cooking (8-15 minutes)

• When your water has boiled, spritz in a little tid bit of the green food dye
• Add pasta to the water
• Cook the pasta according the box's instructions, to your own taste

Eating

• When the pasta has finished cooking, drain it using a colander type thing
• It should be green-ish
• Put the drained pasta on a plate or in a bowl if you're that type of person
• Put some red sauce on top
• Voila! You have Christmas on a plate!
• Scarf it down like there's no tomorrow