Iceberg Salad

Ingredients
  • Head of iceberg lettuce
  • Relative humidity
Prep (0-1 minute)
  • Find your desired head of lettuce
  • Allow the humidity of the atmosphere to give it some zest
    • Results may vary based on locale
"Cooking" (0-30 seconds)
  • Put the head of lettuce on a plate/bowl/tummy
  • Stick a fork in it
  • Serve
    • *Note* - can also be eaten with the hands
Eating
  • Consume the lettuce with the fork
  • Don't even think about "salad dressing"
    • That stuff is for fatties and little girls
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2 comments:

  1. Chris DarlingSeptember 4, 2012 at 4:00 PM

    Steak, Bacon, Broccoli Salad:

    Cook steak, bacon, broccoli.

    Dice steak, bacon, broccoli.

    Mix steak, bacon, broccoli.

    Eat with fork, spoon, spork, hands, whatever's convenient.

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  2. AdminSeptember 4, 2012 at 4:05 PM

    That sure sounds delicious. We will consult with the Oz himself and see if he approves.

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