Pineapple Shnackies

When pondering what snacks you desire to eat, it's not always about WHAT you want to eat, but HOW you want to eat it.


Let's take, for example, Ozzy's passion for "fresh" pineapple:


1. Get a can of pineapple ring slices (no such thing as too big, but you decide!) - make sure to get the one with the easy open top, you don't waste your money or time here on can opener baloney.


2. Dump that goodness on a plate and use a fork (not a knife, because that dirties more silverware that you will only need to wash later) to cut the rings in half.


3. If you happen to have some nearby, add cherries to your ensemble for sophistication. This step is also recommended if serving to a snack date - they will be thoroughly impressed with the presentation.